Commit ff9f111bce24 added some test code that's unportable and doesn't
add meaningful coverage.  Remove it rather than try and get it to work
everywhere.

While at it, fix a typo in a log message added by the aforementioned
commit.

Backpatch to 14.

Discussion: https://postgr.es/m/3000074.1632947632@sss.pgh.pa.us